In the final chapter, writer Edna OâBrien absolutely nails her ending.
If obsequies came with dust jackets, the back-cover blurb would call it a masterpiece
We know she plotted the story from way out â the landscape, the characters, where she wanted to be buried and why, what sort of service, who should say the Mass, all the people she wanted to be there.
It was a perfect send-off for âbrilliant, wild, soaring and indomitable Edna, who lived at the summit of her imagination.â
Those words were spoken by her friend, the novelist Andrew OâHagan, who read the eulogy.
For her last setting, the celebrated author came full circle and returned to where it all began â the small village of Tuamgraney in east Clare.
To the parish church where she was baptised and received the sacraments as a little girl and the home place she would leave as a young woman defiant in her refusal to bow to the suffocating demands of a patriarchal church.
Back then, over 60 years ago, clerics lined up to denounce her.
Today, in a changed Ireland with a largely different narrative, she is welcomed back.
And then some.
With three priests and a bishop above on the altar and the President of Ireland in the front row.
Not to mention the most important blessing of all â divine intervention.
âDidnât she get a lovely day for it?â said everyone as Ednaâs coffin was borne across the waves in glorious sunshine to her final resting place on Holy Island in Lough Derg.
Then the men, working in relays, carried her up and over the brow of the hill down to the ancient graveyard with its ruined church and round tower to a plot beside her motherâs people.
There was, of course, a touch of drama with a hint of the turbulence of those earlier years from chief celebrant Fr Donagh OâMeara, hailing the celebrated author as âa speaker of the truthâ who âheld up a mirror for us in a very narrow time in Irelandâ.
Fr OâMeara, who is Parish Priest in nearby Miltown Malbay, officiated at the funeral of Ednaâs sister Eileen Blake six years ago and she asked him to say Mass for her when the time came.
On Saturday, the congregation in St Josephâs church was probably wondering if any of the celebrants would mention the past, when several of Ednaâs early books were banned for their scandalous references to sex and social issues.
But worse again â the unthinkable: they were written from the perspective of women.
Edna OâBrien brought their experience to the fore, said Fr OâMeara, chronicling âthe hardships that women faced in a silent wayâ in Ireland at that time.
But she paid the price.
âWe didnât thank her for it. Like a lot of prophetesses of the past, we undermined her, we isolated her and rejected her message and she must have deeply felt that,â he said.
âBecause when you stand out at any moment, at any time, you find yourself isolated quite quickly. And we did that. And that is to our shame as a society and as a church.
âThat is to our shame.â
Strong words.
âMaybe she has discovered now, that in Godâs eyes, she was infinitely loved.â
The congregation applauded.
âAnd with the Bishop of Killaloe and all sitting there on the altar beside him,â marvelled a woman in the churchyard afterwards, full of praise for the visiting PP. âYou wouldnât have heard that now a few years ago.â
There were readings by actor Stephen Rea and Ednaâs son Carlo Gebler.
Her youngest son Marcus (Sasha) Gebler read a poem he wrote for his mother, âthe original country girlâ.
Then her nephew Michael Blake sang Danny Boy. There were more than a few sniffles in the pews.
But this was not a sad funeral. Edna died at the age of 93 after a full life well lived.
She was remembered as a âfabulousâ, loving mother and a woman who was great fun on a night out.
âThere would always be a glass of champagne, of courseâ said Andrew OâHagan, recalling the time Edna turned to him, aghast, and declared âOh, Andrew, the great enemy is Prosecco!â
The offertory gifts went some way towards illustrating this amazing life.
Grandson Oscar Gebler carried a box containing the glittering badge and star of a Dame of the British Empire, an honour to go with her French Legion of Honour and the golden torc of the Saoi, Aosdánaâs highest honour.
Lyricist Sir Tim Rice brought up a photograph of Samuel Beckett and OO7 movie producer Barbara Brocilli brought up an edition of Ulysses. There was a Buddha to signify Ednaâs deep spirituality and a bunch of wild red roses from the garden of her family home down the road.
The tiny church â it doesnât fit much more than 100 people â was perfumed by fresh flowers and incense. Extravagant bunches of huge red roses and white roses. A bouquet of stunning orchids with a card expressing condolences to the family and signed âVanâ.
And a plump spray of green, white and orange roses and lilies.
âThere is no end to grief, thatâs how we knew there is no end to loveâ was the message on the card, signed âBono and Aliâ.
The flowers were arranged around the seagrass coffin on which was placed a family wreath, an open bible and a beautiful black and white photograph of Edna taken by Lord Snowdon.
On one side, high above her, a statue of the Sacred Heart and on the other, a statue of the Virgin Mary.
It was all there.
Then the church bell tolled and Marcus and grandchildren Jack, Finn and Euan Gebler shouldered the coffin outside to the hearse for the short journey to Knockaphort Pier and the boat to Inis Cealtra, the Holy Island.
The communities from Mountshannon, Tuamgraney and Scarrif organised the flotilla of lake-boats to ferry the mourners to the island and helped with parking and traffic directing duties.
Local men volunteered to dig the grave.
It was all go on Saturday. And it wasnât just Dame Ednaâs funeral. Apparently a nephew of JP MacManus was getting married beyond in Adare Manor and it was a huge wedding. âHelicopters and everything.â
The boat left the pier at 2pm. Tuamgraney parish priest, Fr Kieran Blake waited to meet it on the shore at Holy Island. Adelheid Gowrie was one of Ednaâs many friends from London who made the trip to say goodbye.
She got to know the author through her late husband, the Dublin born peer Grey Gowrie â a poet and a former Conservative arts minister. The late Lord Gowrie and the author had a love of Ireland and literature in common.
âEdna was completely magical as well as being very beautiful,â Adelheid told us.
The coffin was carried up into the island, a few sheep watching on as the funeral procession passed.
At the graveside, musician Neil Martin played a haunting rendition of CailÃn na Gruaige Doinne (the girl of the brown hair) on the Uilleann pipes.
A slow air on the Summer air with the glistening lake stretching away to the Ogonelloe Hills and slowly ripening blackberries twining around the old stone wall sheltering the grave.
What a location. What a stunning backdrop. What a view.
Fr Blake said a decade of the rosary and then Mark Patrick Hederman, former Abbot of Glenstall Abbey and Noirin NÃ Riain sang Regina Caeli in Gregorian Chant.
Then the pipes.
Then the silence, save for birdsong and the distant sound of the waves.
If there can be such a thing as funeral envy, people were feeling it in that very moment.
Of course, it had to be Edna OâBrienâs funeral.
Back home, just as she wanted it.
Thatâs the way to craft an ending.
And as people waited to board their boats back to shore, they turned to each other and said: âDidnât she get a great day for it?â
She did.
The best. That canât all be down to luck.