Impressive array of litter-chore there , C.C , but where is John Swinney’s definitive guide to embalming …The Joy Of Formaldehyde , has it been taken out of print due to reports of narcolepsy amongst it’s seven readers ?
And what about Cole-Hamilton’s ” Gaga Saga ” short story collection…. ” How I Did It To Beth ; A Hawk For Harris ; Being A Twat & Other Tales Of The Expected ” ?
Withdrawn over claims it plagiarised the scribblings on ” Cottage ” cubicle walls ?