You might think you’ve heard this tired old song before.
But wait! This one’s streamlined! Come back!
Where there were once 11 points, now there are three prongs. Here they are.
Need it even shorter?
(1) “Build support for independence!” Because you’re so good at that.
(2) Whine that it’s all so unfair. Another proven-success tactic.
(3) “Please vote for the same people who’ve failed for the last decade again. Maybe they’ll somehow magically get better very suddenly, even though they’re just going to keep doing the same stuff we already know doesn’t work.”
(Or in the First Minister’s case, two decades.)
But good news! 10 years after the indyref, we’re almost at the starting line!
We’ve already treated it with more respect than it deserves. Let’s leave it there.
