Tories Discontinue Starmer Flip Flops
As Sunak and Starmer passionately agree with each other at PMQs, the last flicker of fight in the Tory Party is snuffed out. The Starmer flip flops – gone…
You heard that right. The iconic Keir Starmer Flip Flops are not only out of stock, they are out of production. They were the crowning jewel of the Conservatives’ merchandise offer and no doubt a key component of their election 2024 strategy:
“In three years of rudderless leadership, Keir Starmer has had more flip flops than Bondi beach and more launches than NASA. Whether it’s small boats or the economy, Labour has a ‘liable to change’ leader who will flip his position if the politics flop to suit him. So these one-of-a-kind sandals are the perfect present for all fans of flip flops.”
Now it is confirmed to Guido that the Tory Party shop is running down the stock. The last flop has been flipped…
