Guido Squawks Added To Mandatory Government Register

Guido Squawks Added To Mandatory Government Register

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Thanks to the Government’s new feather-ruffling bird flu policy any owners of fewer than 50 chickens must register them by tomorrow’s legal deadline. Or else they face a nanny state fine up to £2,500…

Now Guido is forced to register his egg-celent investigative reporter Guido Squawks to the government database. A sad day for those used to winging it without state oversight…

Thanks to the government crackdown Guido will have to shell out the cash if he doesn’t register. Talk about fowl play…